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How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market

Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*

Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*

Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"

Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.

Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.

Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.

Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!

Arsene Wenger: hmmm...

Arsene Wenger:

Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...

Arsene Wenger:

Arsene Wenger: *sighs*

Arsene Wenger:

Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god

When you screw up, skip a workout, eat bad foods, or sleep in, it doesn’t make you a bad person.
It makes you human.

Welcome to the club.

There’s like seven billion of us.

Nerd Fitness (via allylifts)

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I would rather live my life as if there is a god and die to find out there isn’t, than live my life as if there isn’t and die to find out there is.

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The Vamps perform on ‘The One Show’ at BBC Studios in London (1.9.14)

The Vamps perform on ‘The One Show’ at BBC Studios in London (1.9.14)

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